World-class diva and Fag Hag Queen, Donatella Versace spoke thus to LOVE magazine on the subject of “natural” beauty.
“I don’t even know what my natural colour is. Natural? What is natural? What is that? I do not believe in totally natural for women. For me, natural has something to do with vegetables.”
Yes! I have always been a fan of the slap and an anti-natural anarchist. Why? Cuz dolling up is hella fun and whyever not, god dammit. Shows like BBC3’s Snog, Marry, Avoid would have us believe girls who like too much makeup are to be scorned; especially when random guys on the street wouldn’t, shock horror, marry them if they could. As if it’s a given that these girls would jump at the chance to marry Jonny Manoffthestreet. And as if a girl’s worth can be reduced to these three options. Such antique modes of throught are enough to have a girl running for the MAC – it’s just fabulous that women like Donatella speak out for the fans of fake. I mean, go for natural if that turns you on, but if looking like a tranny is your thang, you go for it! I am also a big fan of slap for the boys, I mean, why should we ladies have all the fun? There has and never will be one type of “natural” woman. Let your diva out, glitter-babies.